so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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