yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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