Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Randomize
