ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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