grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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