Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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