He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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