Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
areolas are like halos for boobs.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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