I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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