i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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