so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Drunk is not a location!
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
