Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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