a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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