Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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