The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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