My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.