But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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