it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
NoShamevember. You game?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
