he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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