So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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