U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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