You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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