I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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