do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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