You just made me feel so damn special
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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