just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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