That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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