Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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