You surviving the open bar?
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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