ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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