i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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