So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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