mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You have to summon your inner elephant
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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