I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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