youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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