Sponge bath it is.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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