No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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