A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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