Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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