Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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