Having a random hookup so left but love u
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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