Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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