ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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