OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
you guys were way drunker than both of me
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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