Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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