You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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