Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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