We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
nutella sex= disaster
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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