O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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