I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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