new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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