we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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