All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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