69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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