She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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