She is in my trunk
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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